no more society babey!!!!!!!!!!!
gonna go into a CAVE and draw pictures of WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *taking a test*
my brain: Capri Sun
me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-
my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th
I wanted to find this one specific background character but Google wants to roast the entire cast
old iOS looks like how dj got us fallin’ in love by usher sounds
i literally hate language, i hate that you can just say shit like this and it actually makes sense
wow
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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3
Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.
Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner. And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence.
An already perfect song made transcendental..
Well, this changes everything.
The inspiration for my sapphic rendition of the song. <3
Guy who likes music
Is he an alien
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
finally hit 2 followers
why the fuck would you hit 2 innocent people
What do you expect from him, he was being followed!!!!
